35+ Hilarious Tweets About What It’s Really Like Being a Woman Today
Going Crazy
Every woman has been called “crazy” at least once. When a man has an outburst of emotion, he’s “passionate” but when a woman does it, she’s “crazy.” Then, there are those guys who claim that they always end up dating women who are insane.
Well, if every single one of the women you dated turned out to be nuts, what’s the common denominator here? You. Chances, are they weren’t “crazy” when you met them, but after a few dates with you, they might be crazy now.
Feeling Smooth
Few things can compare to that fresh feeling of having smooth skin after previously resembling a small forest. There’s absolutely nothing wrong with letting your hair grow out but, for those women who aren’t used to having au natural legs, there’s something very satisfying about getting a long-overdue shave in.
Want to upgrade that silky feeling even more? Put some fresh sheets on your bed for after your shave and shower. You can thank us later.
“Maybe It’s Just Hormones?”
One of the most frustrating things about womanhood is people think that they can blame everything on your monthly visitor. Whether it’s a physical or emotional issue, there’s always someone who chalks it up to hormones.
Upset over something your significant other did? “You probably just need some chocolate.” Feeling sick enough to go to the hospital? “Nah, it’s just cramps.” Tired of not having your perfectly legitimate concerns taken seriously? “Pffft, women are so emotional!”
It’s a Catch-22
There are so many tricks that we try to play on ourselves for the sake of being better, healthier adults. One of those tricks is the dieting hack of simply not buying unhealthy foods, so they won’t be in the house when you crave them.
Whoever thought this hack would stop us from fulfilling a craving, sorely underestimated our love for chips! If you see us wandering around the gas station at 2:00 am in pajamas, buying snacks, you know what happened…
There are certain things every woman understands that men will simply never relate to. Sometimes, being a woman is the best — other times, it’s the absolute worst. And then, there are times that you’re expected not to know how you feel unless a man explains it to you. Here are some of the most relatable tweets about the beautiful journey that is womanhood.